Scott Calhoun lives in the Pacific Northwest with his wife and two rambunctious boys. After dad-ing or working each day, he abandons sleep from 10pm-2am in the pursuit of writing the next great literary fiction novel.

Memoirs of a Skeleton Valet (2024) fuses magical realism with a detective-story style existential mystery.

The Tenth Muse (2026) is a descent into French Poetry, Romanticism, synthwave, and haunted castles.